As soon as this play is released, 90% of the Chinese operas have been shot.

I believe that every veteran driver of TV series has had the experience of

is the director and screenwriter shooting what kind of confusing reward?

whenever Lady Mary Sue wrestles on the flat ground, we can't help asking, "can you still do this?"

such an old-fashioned and illogical plot, won't actors protest when filming?

finally, there is a sand sculpture short play that has answered my doubts for so many years-

the actor went to the sea to complain about the plot setting, the director randomly cooperated with the scene, and the interaction between the two generated dense hard-core laughs.

I can do it again--

Campus Love routines

every Prince Charming who is loved by everyone will fall in love with the ugly duckling who is inferior and cowardly at first sight.

and the ugly duckling always has a good best friend, or "wingman", who never gives up and is bold enough.

every time the heroine takes a break from the male sex talk, the wingman will always try to express the true feelings of the heroine.

and the hostess usually just stands aside and pretends to stop it. In fact, she can't wait to let the male god know how much she loves him.

Oh, what a fake!

(in fact, the best plot is: if you want to stop it, just be simple. It's really neat to lock the throat from behind.

in addition, there is also the favorite shooting place of campus love drama- bicycle shed.

in those years, the girl's bike we chased was always broken, either stolen or locked.

then you can take it for granted to sit in the back seat of the male god and go home romantically.

and so on, is this the only way to go home?

No.

the dog-blooded routines of campus dramas are much more than that. You can easily shout to classics, such as the following (@" my Girl days ")

after all, whose campus youth is more or less the same. After love and hate, it is good to be able to leave and move on.

(it's OK to somersault away)

bitter love drama of the Republic of China

in folk dramas, the master always has several wives, and even hides one at home as a cook or servant.

then one day, the arrival of a servant girl will completely break the peaceful life.

first of all, the ruthless real wife always picks on the pretty little servant girl, no matter what she does wrong, anyway, the punishment must go to disfigured .

then her biological mother must not stand idly by and stand up for her daughter.

now that the 4th wife has complained, his Lordship has to stand up and say a word. father and daughter admit that the old love rekindles drama is about to begin.

you are not benevolent, I am not righteous. Rabbits don't eat grass on the side of the nest, so I prefer to make friends with the housekeeper.

these people who are full of love are not worthy of sympathy!

the most miserable thing is young master.

first, he suffered the tragedy that the newly favored Xiao Ya became a brother and sister in minutes, and then his own father was no longer his own father, and his identity as a young master went up in smoke for several years.

the story of six people and the tragedy of three pairs of people.

the drama of the Republic of China plays bad ending, and you don't know how good the director is until you die .

(attentive friends may be able to get seven hearts in this picture!

the protagonist of martial arts drama

in the martial arts world, there is always a kind of person with mediocre qualifications but pure character, and somehow can get help from others.

is either forcibly taught for decades, or casually picked up a secret biography of martial arts or invincible weapons.

there is always only one magic weapon for a person to dominate the martial arts forest-- the director helps you drive the buff to the end.

sons and daughters of rivers and lakes

sons and daughters of rivers and lakes must meet on the way to the martial arts convention. On a rainy night with thunder and lightning, they must be in a broken and haunted temple.

moreover, must be dressed as a man.

in the coincidence of chance, the man will break through the identity of the woman, and as soon as the ambiguous atmosphere begins, there is a " heroic Saving Beauty " as the catalyst.

it's just that the male master usually kills the bad guy prematurely because of the need to be handsome for a moment, and then he is at a loss in the face of a woman who seems to be dying.

in this case, " life for life " becomes the last hurdle for the couple to tie the knot.

the male master will resurrect the female master and fall down in place by helping the female master take drugs, using internal strength to force poison, and so on.

Kiss, for the early finale, the advice here is for the woman to run quickly, but be careful not to be killed by the angry man.

< treatment

< Often there are only four ways to choose-

the eccentric doctor

the once-in-a-century divine grass

or a cure-all-disease Melissa

either way, the final sentence cannot be avoided:" but you have to promise me one condition. "

jianghu sons and daughters, should the word" righteousness "come first?

TV shopping routines

friends who have seen shopping ads in front of the TV must be familiar with "nanotechnology" , right?

Yes! No matter what product it is, as long as it is crowned with nanotechnology, it will look very advanced in an instant.

but generally speaking, only" nanotechnology "can only bluff. Ordinary people do not care much about science, and the words of veteran experts are the truth.

so in general, there will be a foreign professor in TV shopping, who has spent his whole life developing xxx and may have won the Cannes Biology Award.

Kindergarten small classes may believe it, but children estimate that it is not 998.

fierce discounts, continuous price cuts and exploding phone calls are the ultimate weapon of TV shopping. No matter how much you blow the product, price and sales are the ultimate magic weapon to stimulate consumers.

if you sum up the core of the TV shopping routine in one word, it is-- exaggeration.

exaggerate as much as you can. Even if you don't believe it, you should hope that the audience will still pay for it.

Hong Kong Zhen, if using this hair comb can really make me look like this at the age of 85, not to mention 98, I am willing to buy a few more zeros!

see here, do you smell a trace of familiarity?

remember last year's Internet celebrity's "Life has hit me" ? It is the same class as this one, and it is simply the creator and aggregator of vertical funny skits!

across cities, costumes, campuses, martial arts and other themes, this play really makes me laugh in the lonely night.

and the names of countless domestic dramas quickly floated through my mind.

come on, cue, the first play that floats through your mind right now. How many people in Kangkang were shot.