Often in front of people, how can we not be defeated? Guo Degang has met his opponent now!
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At first, Lao Guo also stared at the back with two big eyes, pretending to be silly and thinking that he was talking about others, but after listening to the girl's huainezha paragraph, the face brush fell down, and the nearby Xie Na had already laughed and couldn't control how many she sent. Lao Guo now met his opponent. Lao Guo, who had always been defeated and wanted to be defeated, could only nod his head this time. Guo Degang presided over a program and invited Huang Bo as a guest. Old Comrade Guo was quite confident in his acting skills, so he asked
“怼”这个字不知道什么时候开始被网友们用的如此666，“怼”少了“喷”的攻击性，多了“磕”的趣味性。生活中跟好友闺蜜有事没事拌个嘴，网络中看明星你来我往打嘴仗，不知道你们怎么看，闻君觉得生活中少了怼，就失去了很多乐趣。2016年年末的《新周刊》在它的大盘点一期中，就盘点了2016年“年度十大怼”，很荣幸，我们老郭同志就入选了。
过去的一年，老郭可是被怼的不轻，先是被前徒弟的5800字长文，以一套天马流星拳拳拳到肉地击中了身上痛点，之后又在某盛典中因调侃安吉是自己儿子玩笑过度引起反感不得不在微博上给自己把话圆回来。
想想这些年的老郭，在喷人的道路上那可是前途金光闪闪，老郭以他独特的郭氏幽默，和不带脏字儿骂人的技能，加上那能上教科书的文采，让每一次嘴仗都乘兴而起漂亮而归。如果喷人能作为一门功课，老郭都可以开班当教授授课了。
那例子尤其是他亲力亲为的例子可是张口就来：
郭德纲大骂宋祖德
郭德纲回呛周立波的大蒜与咖啡。
一看到郭德纲的文采biubiubiu的战斗檄文，忽然就想起冯小刚前一阵为电影《我不是潘金莲》排片少叫嚣王健林发的那篇扭扭捏捏的长微博，风格好一致啊！现在大家都喜欢拿着小软刀子，一刀刀搁身上剌，剌完再给揉揉伤口，问问宝贝疼不疼，然后在接着剌。难不成是从老郭这开始的？
看来陈冠希冲冠一怒为红颜用“假装是个演员，其实是坨屎”怼林志玲就显得小儿科了些，哈哈哈。
然，别光看老郭使出他的化骨绵掌一个个都
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