The whole Internet is lonely! The most outrageous "pre-sale melon" ticket jump in the history of domestic entertainment. Who is playing us?

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Hisono Network News 11 o'clock sharp! The whole network held its breath and refreshed the hot searches, waiting to see the ironclad evidence of the relationship between the top beauty who claims to be the "largest scale in the past five years". What happened? There's nothing.
More than a dozen leading entertainment accounts were fried in a unified manner yesterday, accurately setting the date at 11:00 on May 22, saying that "intimacy subverts cognition","90 flowers match 95 students", and "collaborated with movies and appeared on the Spring Festival Gala." Overnight, Dilireba, Yang Zi, Bailu, and Zhou Dongyu were all dragged down. Fans sorted out their singles schedules overnight, and passers-by moved small benches and waited for big melons.
In the end, it was time, and the whistleblowers collectively pretended to be dead. Some people deleted the trailer, some changed the copy, and some people insisted on saying "wait another half hour". The netizen exploded: "Now I have to pay a deposit first when I eat melons?" "What I'm doing is not a melon, it's my IQ tax!"
What is even more intriguing is the timing-Chen Lijun's love affair broke out late last night. Early this morning, both sides dismissed the rumor at the speed of light and sent a lawyer's letter. Immediately afterwards, this "top-notch melon" jumped. The whole Internet is asking: Is this caused by public relations, or is it just a smoke bomb used to block guns?
In fact, this is not the first time. Nowadays, paparazzi no longer directly release melons. They first announce, create momentum, and keep them in suspense, making a lot of money relying on traffic. If the hush money is negotiated, the vote will be canceled, and if the negotiation cannot be concluded, the only losses will be the artists who have been implicated and the netizens who have been played around.
When spreading melons becomes a business, when rumors only require a mouth, who can we trust? This all-network carnival farce left only chicken feathers behind.